On Thursday night a visibly pregnant woman came into the bar to meet her friend. She sat down and polished off an entire bottle of Pinot Noir. Her friend had water. I wasn't having a good time.
You must have felt awful, and powerless. An entire bottle? When I was expecting once a month I would indulge a super-weak Zinfandel Spritzer (ninety percent club soda)...I'll bet she got pregnant easily, too. And if something happens to that baby she'll probably have a fit and sue the doctor...
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You must have felt awful, and powerless. An entire bottle? When I was expecting once a month I would indulge a super-weak Zinfandel Spritzer (ninety percent club soda)...I'll bet she got pregnant easily, too. And if something happens to that baby she'll probably have a fit and sue the doctor...
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